“Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.”
The Bucket List
I am putting together a Bucket List for these next few months before moving out to the West. Suggestions are welcome and encouraged! I plan to chronicle all of our crazy adventures on this blog. Number one on the list: Learn how to ride a bike! FYI - We didn’t have an extra bucket hanging around the apartment, so I used my roomie’s Tabo (click the photo for full instructions on how Filipinos use this magical device as a supplement to/instead of toilet paper).
